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the seahawks are the reason i’m balding

The Seahawks started getting good again around 2013. If you ask some of my friends, they’d aruge I started losing my hair around then too. Call me crazy, but I think there’s a correlation between the two. And you saw exactly why on Sunday night.

Their games in the Pete Carroll/Russell Wilson era are just balls of stress woven into an even bigger ball of stress. I can’t remember the last time they just blew out a team no problem. Hell, there’s points where I would even take a blowout loss. Let me enjoy my Sunday a little without feeling the need to write a blog at 1 AM.

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Obviously, this Sunday night’s game was no different. The game was absolute madness with the Seahawks going down 37-34 in an overtime loss to the Arizona Cardinals. It hurt, in more ways than one. First, it hurts the NFC West Standings. With the loss, the Seahawks stay in first place but the NFL’s best division is getting a whole lot tighter.

  1. Seahawks 5-1
  2. Cardinals 5-2
  3. Rams 4-2
  4. 49ers 4-3
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My Advice to Tatis, Jr.? Next Time, Swing Harder

If you’re wondering what every baseball fan on Twitter is talking about today, look no further than right here:

On Monday night, Fernando Tatis, Jr., hit a grand slam off Texas Rangers pitcher Ian Gibaut. The score was 10-3 in the top of the 8th. Doesn’t really seem like a big deal, right?

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An Outrageously Early Fantasy Football Mock Draft

Has this ever happened to you? You’re sitting at home, bored, watching an episode of your favorite TV show that you’ve already seen fourteen times this quarantine. And then you hear it…the word “snake”. By association, your dry sports mind jumps to “snake draft”, and then of course that takes you to fantasy football, and obviously that lands you at participating in a 12-team mock draft at 11:47 PM on a Sunday night in the middle of July.


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Okay, maybe this was particular to me, but the point is that I did a fantasy football mock draft and I think I can impart some wisdom. I was the 9th pick in a 12-team snake draft, and here were the results:

1. Nick Chubb (CLE – RB): I’m a big believer in needing two good running back in fantasy football, and that’s extraordinarily difficult to accomplish if you don’t get one in the first round. The teams ahead of me took wide receivers, so Chubb was the best available at the moment.

2. Chris Godwin (TB – WR): I’m actually surprised he made it this far into the draft. Godwin was one of the breakout stars of last year and that was with a pre-Lasik Jameis. I can only imagine what he’ll do with a quarterback that can see him. If he’s around in the second round, get him. He will be an elite #1 WR this year.

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The NBA Continues Winning with 8th Seed Play-In Tournament

Per Sports Illustrated: There is no guarantee of a play-in tournament for the No. 8 seed. If the top seven seeds in each conference will be guaranteed admission to the playoffs, as will the No. 8 seed if the team is more than four games ahead of the No. 9 seed in its conference. If the No. 9 seed is within four games of the No. 8 spot, a play-in tournament will be held between the No. 8 and No. 9 seeds.

The No. 8 seed will have to be defeated twice by the No. 9 seed in order to give up its playoff spot, per Charania. The No. 9 seed will be eliminated with a single loss to the No. 8 seed. 

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I love this. I doubt it will be permanent, but I love it. It’s, to a degree, what the second Wild Card spot is in baseball and I’ve always been a fan of that. Except the NBA is doing it slightly better than baseball (shocker) by giving the 8th seeded team the advantage of having to lose twice to be eliminated. Plus, you get added revenue if there’s a second game. Adam Silver continuously makes the right moves for the NBA, and you can add this to the list.

The teams that will have a chance to be playing in this mini-tournament are below (and at their current seeding):

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Imagine Winning 6 Titles…And Then Feeling Like It Wasn’t Enough

‘The Last Dance’ finished up on ESPN last night and recency bias is likely making me say this, but it was one of the best pieces of entertainment I’ve ever seen. Movie, show, documentary, game, doesn’t matter. It was amazing.

I really loved getting to see Michael Jordan’s alpha-attitude. It’s not something that really exists in today’s game, and even where it does it’s not to this extent. You’ll see maybe a few shoves here and there, but for the most part the trash talk (that the fans know of) takes place on social media. Hearing MJ say things like “I never asked anybody to do something I didn’t do myself” makes me wanna build a brick wall just to run through. Continue reading Imagine Winning 6 Titles…And Then Feeling Like It Wasn’t Enough

BTB Sports ‘Win Now’ Challenge

In case you’ve missed the past few articles explaining what the BTB Sports ‘Win Now’ Challenge is, it’s when you take a horrible team in any league and try to turn them into a winning franchise in only one year. So far we’ve done the Detroit Tigers and San Francisco Giants. Both…were failures.

This time I decided to do the Baltimore Orioles, and I’ll start off by saying I have no idea what the damn Oriole in their logo is smiling about. This team, top to bottom, stinks. All-around atrocious.  I knew I was going to have issues when I felt like Hanser Alberto was a guy I couldn’t lose. On top of that, this team legit has no money. They’re like Blockbuster. Continue reading BTB Sports ‘Win Now’ Challenge

The BTB Sports ‘Win Now’ Challenge

We have our first BTB Sports ‘Win Now’ challenger in Chuck ‘Mookie’ Betz. He took on the difficult task of trying to make the 2020 San Francisco Giants World Series Champs, who are honestly just one of those teams you can’t count out. They had one of the most low-key dynasties in sports history and I bet the average baseball fan couldn’t name more than like four or five players from those teams. On the contrary, you could tell me that any mid-2000s player was on those teams and I’d believe it. Mark DeRosa? Sure. Edgar Renteria? Give him the MVP. Bengie Molina? What’s up right-center field single.

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Hot start here trading a franchise cornerstone in Buster Posey, but I love it. Sending a statement to the rest of the roster that says “Keep a bag packed”.

Reds got: C Buster Posey, CF Hunter Bishop, and 2B Yolmer Sanchez                            Giants got: SP Luis Castillo, SP Trevor Bauer

One catcher out, the next one in:

Yankees got: C Joey Bart, 2B Rob McMahon, RF Jaylin Davis                                            Giants got: C Gary Sanchez

Apparently the Yankees believe 3rd base is the most important position in baseball because they now have three capable starters after this trade:

Yankees got: SP Jeff Samardzjia, 3B Evan Longoria                                                            Giants got: SP Masahiro Tanaka, RP Enrique Salinas

I honestly can’t believe how low Jordan Hicks is rated in The Show. He’s like 22 years old and has arguably the best pure stuff in baseball, yet he gets tossed a 73 overall? Insane.

Cardinals got: SP Logan Webb                                                                                                  Giants got: CP Jordan Hicks

I also love the doubling-down on the closer here. The 8th inning is the new 9th inning.

Indians got: 3B Pablo Sandoval, SS Brandon Crawford, SP Tyler Beede                          Giants got: CP Brad Hand

Chuck finished out the rest of spring training by rounding out his lineup:

Royals got: 2B Jalen Miller, SP Dereck Rodriguez, SS Mauricio Dubon                            Giants got: SS Adalberto Mondesi

Yankees got: 2B Wilmer Flores, RF Austin Slater, SP Kevin Gausman                            Giants got: CF Aaron Hicks

Royals got: CP Reyes Moronta, 2B Kean Wong, 1B Zach Green                                          Giants got: 3B Hunter Dozier

Brewers got: SP Sean Hjelle, 2B Peter Maris, SS Ryan Howard                                        Giants got: SS Orlando Arcia

Phillies got: C Chadwick Tromp                                                                                              Giants got: 2B Ronald Torreyes

He also signed:

OF Yasiel Puig                                                                                                                                      2B Scooter Gennett                                                                                                                            RP Arodys Vizciano                                                                                                                            RP Pat Neshek                                                                                                                                      SP Ervin Santana                                                                                                                         Some random 18-year old 75 overall Ben Escobedo


I know nothing about this man, but to me Scooter Gennett feels like the Kimmy Gibbler of this lineup. Nobody else really wants him there, but it’s like when he is, it’s fine. It’s not great nor preferred, but it’s fine.

Regardless, they’ve got the potential to make a run at the Wild Card. With the Dodgers in that division, it’s pretty unlikely any team takes that title.

SS Adalberto Mondesi, 85 Overall
2B Scooter Gennett, 79
C Gary Sanchez, 87
CF Aaron Hicks, 83
3B Hunter Dozier, 78
LF Mike Yastrzemski, 76
1B Brandon Belt, 77
RF Yasiel Puig, 81


SP Trevor Bauer, 88 Overall
Johnny Cueto, 83
Luis Castillo, 83
Masahiro Tanaka, 79
Drew Smyly, 77


Okay maybe I spoke too soon. Here the Giants were sitting at 48-51, 9.5 games out of the second WC Spot and 14.5 games back in the division. Chuck decided to make some moves:

Yankees got: SP Ben Escobedo, SP Drew Smyly, CF Steven Duggar                                  Giants got: SP James Paxton

Reds got: RF Hunter Pence, 2B Donovan Solano, RP Trevot Gott                                      Giants got: RP Michael Lorenzen and his biceps

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Mets got: CF Heliot Ramos, SP Conner Menez, RP Jackie Lynch                                        Giants got: SP Steven Matz

Yankees got: LF Chris Shaw, SS Brandon Van Horn, RP Jake Jewell                                Giants got: LF Clint Frazier

White Sox got: SS Orlando Arcia (batting .107), SP Tyler Anderson, SP Andrew Suarez      Giants got: SS Danny Mendick


His deadline moves got him above .500, but unfortunately Chuck couldn’t clinch a Wild Card spot.  His Giants roster finished with a 84-78 record. That was 7 games back in the Wild Card and 24 out of the division. Yes, that does mean the Dodgers won 108 games.

BUT…. the silver lining was that they had the 4th best rotation in the league, so ya know, take that to the bank and such.


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The BTB Sports ‘Win Now’ Challenge

You’ve heard of Instagram challenges. You’ve heard of TikTok Challenges. But you’ve NEVER heard of BTB Sports Challenges…which is probably because they never existed until this blog. Anybody could do a dance or post a picture. A real challenge is getting one season to turn the sewer stain roster of the Detroit Tigers into a win-now team.

That’s what I’ve attempted here, and I invite you to do the same with other professional teams. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL, your call. Your only challenge is to win this year, and this year only. Utilizing the Godsend that is MLB The Show 20, I tried to give the city of Detroit their first glimmer of sports hope since they remembered they weren’t Cleveland.

Before we start, I just want you all to know that I have to make up about 80+ wins here. They were 67 games below .500 at 47-114. That’s the 16th worst winning percentage in MLB history, behind a short list that mostly includes teams that don’t exist anymore and franchises like the Orioles and Mets. That’s as bad as being included on a list of things to remember with the Alamo.

Detroit Tigers need 16 wins to avoid baseball infamy: Our prediction
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Here’s the lineup and rotation before any moves were made:

RF Victor Reyes, 73 Overall
SS Niko Goodrum, 79
DH Miguel Cabrera, 81
1B C.J. Cron, 81
2B Jonathon Schoop, 80
3B Jeimer Candelario, 71
LF Christian Stewart, 65
C Austin Romine, 76
CF Jacoby Jones, 64
Matthew Boyd, 82 Overall
Jordan Zimmerman, 70
Daniel Norris, 77
Ivan Nova, 70
Spencer Turnbill, 73

First order of business was sadly trading legend Miguel Cabrera. He’s one of the greatest hitters ever, but at this point in his career he’s not worth $31 million a season. If we’re winning now, we need some cap space. Here was the trade:

Mets get: 1B Miguel Cabrera, CP Joe Nimenez, and 3B Isaac Paredes (B-level prospect) Tigers get: SP Steven Matz, SP Rick Porcello, and RP Jeurys Familia

I had to take Porcello and Familia for budget purposes. Miggy’s contract was too big to dish off without taking something back. But wait a beat, they won’t be here long.

Then I took a deep dive at what we needed to immediately improve. I decided that Michael Fulmer, despite being a former ROTY, had one of those ‘peaked in high school’ attitudes. He had decent pull, so I made a straight trade with Minnesota:

Twins get: SP Michael Fulmer                                                                                                        Tigers get: SP Kenta Maeda

I also saw we had a few pitchers that were dead-weight, so I paired them up and got a decent deal with the A’s:

A’s get: SP Shao-Ching Chang, SP Zach Godley, and SP Spencer Turnbill                              Tigers get: SP Frankie Montas

I still felt like I needed a top-of-the-rotation guy, so I checked on my top prospects and aimed at Blake Snell. And ladies and gentlemen…

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Rays get: SP Tarik Skubal (A-level Prospect), SP Rick Porcello (Smell ya), and SP Matt Manning (B-level Prospect)                                                                                                       Tigers get: SP Blake Snell

Then obviously we gotta bolster the pen with a bonafide closer:

Braves get: SP Daniel Morris, RP Jeurys Familia (Smell ya Part 2), and 1B Frank Schwindel (B-level prospect)                                                                                                              Tigers get: RP Will Smith

Pitchers gotta throw to somebody right? Minnesota…u up?

Twins get: C Austin Romine, C James Rogers (B prospect)                                                        Tigers get: C Mitch Garver

Wait…is that…Mr. 2013 himself? Jordan Zimmerman? What’s that…he’s making $22 million dollars? How ’bout a hike, Jordan.

Braves get: SP Jordan Zimmerman, SP Dario Agrazal                                                              Tigers get: RP Marc Melancon

Now that pitching is a little cleaner, let’s wake up the bats a little here. I need a middle of the lineup guy, because it certainly isn’t C.J. Cron. Apparently Minnesota has no interest in being good anymore because this is the third trade we’ve made now and we’re in the same division.

Twins get: SP Casey Mize (A-level prospect), OF Christian Stewart (B-Level Prospect)      Tigers get: OF Eddie Rosario

Our current center fielder is young with potential, but that screams rebuild. So Victor Reyes…

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Diamondbacks get: OF Victor Reyes, OF Travis Demeritte, OF Jose Azocar                        Tigers get: OF Starling Marte

How about a big bat, huh?

Indians get: OF Jorge Bonafacio, SP Ethan Navarro, RP Gerson Moreno                              Tigers get: OF/DH/Absolute Unit Franmil Reyes

Our infield was decent with Cron, 2B Jonathon Schoop, and SS Niko Goodrum. Considering all the other holes we had, this wasn’t priority, but I still wanted to get better at the hot corner.

Yankees get: 3B Jeimer Candelario, 2B Dawel Lugo, LF Lyle Mitcheltree                                Tiger gets: 3B Gio Urshela

After all this my minor league managers are looking around their locker room like it’s an episode of The Big Bang Theory: no talent.

With no more trades possible without giving up big league guys, I had to go to the free agents to fix the bullpen and add some depth. Luckily, I got:

OF Yasiel Puig                                                                                                                                      RP Colin McHugh                                                                                                                              RP Pat Neshek                                                                                                                                    RP Arodys Vizciano

And with that, we were ready for battle.


Starling Marte, 87
Eddie Rosario, 86
Gio Urshela, 83
Mitch Garver, 84
Franmil Reyes, 76
Yasiel Puig, 79
Jonathon Schoop, 78
Niko Goodrum, 79
C.J. Cron, 81


Blake Snell, 89
Kenta Maeda, 83
Matthew Boyd, 81
Frankie Montas, 78
Steven Matz, 75

By no means is this the 1927 Yankees, but considering where we started I feel like we’ve got a solid roster that can compete. We got an ace, rotation depth, and some sticks in the lineup.


My decision to hold onto SS Niko Goodrum and 2B Jonathon Schoop proved horrible. They were both batting a buck seventy (.170), so I went to where else….Minnesota. It’s like a damn jailbreak out there:

Twins get: SS Niko Goodrum, RP Kenny Ziemecki                                                                      Tigers get: SS Jorge Polanco

Pittsburgh is also the Michael Jordan of trading away talented players for nothing, so…

Pirates get: 2B Jonathon Schoop                                                                                                    Tigers get: 2B Adam Frazier, RP Michael Feliz

Note: Polanco went on to win the batting title and come in 3rd in the MVP race, while Frazier batted .320.  Two things you love to see.


We’re a few games out of first, but we’re in contention for the second Wild Card spot. The rotation was mostly pitching well, but the lineup wasn’t holding up their end of the bargain. I thought about getting rid of Marte or Rosario to improve our top bats, but the market wasn’t really there. So I figured, let’s take one of the new draft picks and kick C.J. Cron out the door.

A’s get: 1B C.J. Cron, CF A-level prospect                                                                                      Tigers get: 1B Matt Olson (who would go on to tear his calf in late August)

Matz was also pitching to an unacceptable 4.35 ERA. Not on my roster:

Astros get: SP Steven Matz                                                                                                              Tigers get: SP Austin Pruitt, RP Brad Peacock


With 3 games left in the regular season, we were tied for the second Wild Card spot. We won one, lost one, and in a classic Detroit Tigers showing, won the final game 10-1 to clinch it. We’re in.

In the Wild Card game, we went on to face the Texas Rangers and Corey Kluber. And I must say, I severely underestimated Kluber’s ability to shut me the hell down.

We went 8 innings recording just two hits, and Kluber pitched into the ninth with 115+ pitches. He took a line drive off the shin early in the game, so it turned into a real Greg Jennings-like performance by the end.

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In the second inning, Snell (me) left a fastball over the heart of the plate that got hit a minimum of 700 feet. That made the game 2-0 and was pretty much the only action we got until the ninth.

In said ninth, we got to the pen with a runner on second base and one out. Franmil Reyes was the first player up to face the new arm and piped a line-drive double into the gap. We were now down 2-1.

Gio struck out and we had Eddie Rosario up. Cameron Maybin pinch-running on second. He missed a fastball, and then crushes a hanging slider…

Right at the second baseman. We lost.

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It’s not how you want these things to end, and let me tell you the clubhouse after was a quiet one. We all believed we had a chance to do the impossible, but alas it wasn’t meant to be.

I failed the challenge, so I’ll be doing another one soon. But as challenges go, I nominate you guys want to do one and submit it through BTB’s Twitter DMs. Win or lose, I’ll write it up and post it. Happy winning.

10 Things Everyone Does When Their Team is On the Clock

The NFL Draft is tonight, and you’ve probably been looking forward to this since at least Sunday’s premiere of ‘The Last Dance’. Personally, I’ve been looking forward to it for longer. And as cool as the Jordan documentary has been so far, it’s about the past…not the future. And nothing is more exciting than the future.

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